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I’m visiting my gentleman friend, and there’s an actual skating rink here that has a track painted on it & everything!

Tried doing my laps 3 times:
- First time did 27 laps only to discover my phone timer had gone off but it didn’t vibrate so I have no idea how long I skated for
- Second time I did 21 in 5, with no crossovers & one fall
- Third time I must have been tired, only did 19 in 5 with crossovers!

The floor was concrete & too slippery for my 92A wheels, and I was slipping around the corners.

But anyway I can pretty much do crossovers now! Yay!

katexmachina:

valueplus:

Just tried to put on a pair of jeans I haven’t worn since before I started skating. They barely fit over my now muscley thighs, and I couldn’t button them up…

…but then I felt something in the pocket & found $50!! Thanks, forgetful Past Lyndal!

thanks to my musculature changing by way of jiu-jitsu, my body type is now the ever-appealing “thick through the hips, thick through the thighs, no rack.” we got strong legs, gurl!

*flex*

Just tried to put on a pair of jeans I haven’t worn since before I started skating. They barely fit over my now muscley thighs, and I couldn’t button them up…

…but then I felt something in the pocket & found $50!! Thanks, forgetful Past Lyndal!

I’m going to participate in a derby Bootcamp next month! It was originally just for scrimmage/bout ready girls but they opened it up for all levels. I’m going to go to the skills workshop, then NSO during the scrimmage (I’m definitely not ready!).

But when you register you have to give your derby name for your tshirt, so I had to finally commit to a name.

I emailed the Australian derby body & submitted Penny Traitor as my first choice (will probably be knocked back as there’s already a Penny Tration on the international roster, AND it’s the name of a Sydney drag queen!).
Second choice is Paddlin’ Jasper - give yourself a gold star if you get the reference.

miss-sakamoto:

Every so often, the ‘cyber woman with corn’ stock photo appears in an optical journal and I can’t deal with it…

saminal:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

and the channel’s catchphrase is “maaate”

#AmyPatricia2016: fat-amy-for-president: I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for...

fat-amy-for-president:

fat-amy-for-president:

I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it

This was an experiment. See how people started getting…

princesslifestylechoices:

rockabillychlo:

The lady we bought ZZ from was obviously awful. He has a broken toe & a half healed foot bone that she didn’t even notice. Now he has a cute bandage & looks so silly when he hops.

I AM SOBBING

Sonya this is my friend Chloe!

I’m sorry about ZZ’s foot :(

YES because sometimes they JUST HAPPEN your brain just starts developing holes in it and you go crazy & you die.

iridessence:

queerfabulousmermaid:

michaelrecycles:

dirtyr:/Milk&Honey, Bruck, Germany. Photo Simon Lohmeyer

okay black people ima need for you to do better and stop appropriating and misusing Native American culture. This is a bad look

And sexualizing THE HELL out of it. WHO THE FUCK WEARS A WAR BONNET IN A TUB

STOP. NOW. FOREVER.

And please don’t reply with some “I’m actually part native American” shit because if you really were, you would know the significance of this headdress and you would know you have no place wearing it, especially like this.